Metalachi // San Francisco

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Metalachi // San Francisco

Metalachi at The New Parish
Friday at 9 PM – 11:30 PM
The New Parish
1743 San Pablo Ave, Oakland, California 94612

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Metalachi: The World’s First and Only Heavy Metal Mariachi Band will perform at The New Parish Friday, March 13th!

 

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THE STORY OF METALACHI…

On a hot summer night in Veracruz Mexico circa 1982, Consuela Espinoza stumbled out of her dilapidated shanty and into Rock N Roll history.

What began as an innocent night of snorting horse tranquilzers in a hotel room with seven members of the village jai alai team went on to produce the greatest metal band to ever live. Unhampered by a steady regime of tequila and ill advised sumo lessons, nine months later five bastard children where born. Unable to care for her hungry offspring and concerned that motherhood would seriously interfere with her Tuesday night Karaoke league, Consuela hastily packed the babies into the saddlebags of a burro and sent her children off to America in search of a better life. Against all odds, 14 years later, and nearly dead from dehydration, the burro knelt down to drink from the stagnant waters of the Rio Grande just ouside of Juarez Mexico –mere yards from the U.S. border. With one fleeting burst of energy the brothers Espinoza cinco climbed from their leather restraints and scampered the vast reaches of the river, collapsing onto the sweet amber hue of American soil. As if by destiny, lodged in the sand beneath their tanned faces was a record sleeve upon which were the words “PARANOID” and “BLACK SABBATH”. For many years to follow, this definitive black metal album served not only as a teacher and a mentor..but also as a friend. From these bleak and humble begins grew the seed that would eventually be the band we know today. Often referred to as the greatest heavy metal band to ever live..always referred to as…METALACHI.

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March 13 2020

Details

Date: March 13
Time: 8:30 pm - 11:30 pm
Cost: $15 – $20
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Venue

New Parish

1743 San Pablo Avenue
Oakland, CA, CA United States

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